He get's no respect...

I had several Spidey captions planned out,so I'll just type them down here.
"And yet...no pants."
"And I wear no PAAAANNNNTS!!!"
"And that's why you don't play with light sockets!"
"This is the result of licking a radioactive electrical outlet."

If you have any Spider-like captions,please type them in!
SPREAD THE HILARITY.

Heaven help me I'm freakin' OLD.

HAHA. I'M SO OLD.
Seriously,though! Remember the days when movies like The Little Mermaid and Jungle Book were on VHS instead of DVD??? I CAN REMEMBER THAT. I can also remember getting stuff ready for my 3rd birthday party!!! I'm old!
.........
Imma go curl up in a dark corner now,kay?

Mad Wet Kitty is Mad

Yep! HAHA! I'm so mean. I just fumped a bucket of water on Kitty Redde,so now she's mad at me! But,in reality,you're the one who did it,so say your prayers,homey! (lol cheezy)

the return of MS Paint

MS PAINT!!! IT LIIIIIIIIVES!

Geez it's been forever since I've used this software to draw.... And I now remember why...awful color wheel.

Let My People Go

Since the scanner majorly cut it off,it's not as impressive as I'd like it to be. Oh,well.
ANYWHO! This (made in ONE DAY) was inspired by Dreamworks "Prince of Egypt".
It has got to be the greatest animated movie of all time. (It's rival is How To Train You Dragon,also by Dreamworks.)
You've GOTTA watch that movie. I watched it as a kid,but when I watched it again....it was very moving.

Elf Portrait - color

Because I love you guys sooooooooo much,I colored it. Don't you just wuv me?

Elf Portrait - pencil

It kinda started at an attempt at realism,but that was no fun,so I made it an elf.
Elves LOVE jewelry (mine do,anyway).
If ya'll ask nicely,I might color it.
(If you can't see it,it's probably just your computer screen or something,because I can see it perfectly.)