He get's no respect...

I had several Spidey captions planned out,so I'll just type them down here.
"And yet...no pants."
"And I wear no PAAAANNNNTS!!!"
"And that's why you don't play with light sockets!"
"This is the result of licking a radioactive electrical outlet."

If you have any Spider-like captions,please type them in!
SPREAD THE HILARITY.