HAPPY HOLIDAYS,HOMEY!!!

 The title is an inside joke with my dad. (LOL,Dad. LOL)

 THAT IS AXEL AND ROXAS FROM KINGDOM HEARTS 2 IN THE BACKGROUND. I think Axel is cute so I kissed him on the cheek. Roxas is totally smack talking.

 I LOVE how I colored this! I also love the shading! ROUND OF APPLAUSE,PLEASE.

ANGRY LLAMA

For those of you who don't get it,I just won't explain,because I don't get and I think it's HILARIOUS.

LLAMALLAMALLAMALLAMADUCKLLAMALLAMALLAMA!

BONUS ROUND

I KID YOU NOT.

Sometimes on firefight,my team and I would make it to the bonus round,then they all die and I'm the one left facing a swarm of Hunters or Elites of the higher class.

Redde vs. Winter

Winter:1
Redde:0

I WILL WIN THIS BATTLE IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DOOOOOOO! D8<

Wish You Were Here

Self-explanatory. 

SKETCHY COMIC,PLZ.

SO SORRY FOR LEAVING THIS IN THER DERT I AM SO SORRY.

So yeah,I finally watched Toy Story 3. I APOLOGIZE TO PIXAR FOR MY DOUBTS. Dad cried,so that probably means that it was good on his scale,which means it was stupenous on my scale.

(check out my deviant account: orion-redde.deviantart.com)

POWAH WOMAN

IT'S POWAH WOMAAAAAAAAN!!!
Thanks to Dad for giving me the title idea.
I was at a loss for the background,so I just doodled in a stone bench....

First digital painting

Ya know that Spidey pick? On that one I had cheated. SO SORRY. THIS is a real painting. And I am super-duper proud of myself! I give myself free kudos. (num...)

Black suit Spider-Man portrait - profile (side) view

I'M SO PROUD OF THE LIGHTING I CAN'T STAND IT.
No,seriously! And guess wha'? NO INK LINES! That means this is an actual painting! Jus' tell me what'choo think,because I am SUPER proud of this.

He get's no respect...

I had several Spidey captions planned out,so I'll just type them down here.
"And yet...no pants."
"And I wear no PAAAANNNNTS!!!"
"And that's why you don't play with light sockets!"
"This is the result of licking a radioactive electrical outlet."

If you have any Spider-like captions,please type them in!
SPREAD THE HILARITY.

Heaven help me I'm freakin' OLD.

HAHA. I'M SO OLD.
Seriously,though! Remember the days when movies like The Little Mermaid and Jungle Book were on VHS instead of DVD??? I CAN REMEMBER THAT. I can also remember getting stuff ready for my 3rd birthday party!!! I'm old!
.........
Imma go curl up in a dark corner now,kay?

Mad Wet Kitty is Mad

Yep! HAHA! I'm so mean. I just fumped a bucket of water on Kitty Redde,so now she's mad at me! But,in reality,you're the one who did it,so say your prayers,homey! (lol cheezy)

the return of MS Paint

MS PAINT!!! IT LIIIIIIIIVES!

Geez it's been forever since I've used this software to draw.... And I now remember why...awful color wheel.

Let My People Go

Since the scanner majorly cut it off,it's not as impressive as I'd like it to be. Oh,well.
ANYWHO! This (made in ONE DAY) was inspired by Dreamworks "Prince of Egypt".
It has got to be the greatest animated movie of all time. (It's rival is How To Train You Dragon,also by Dreamworks.)
You've GOTTA watch that movie. I watched it as a kid,but when I watched it again....it was very moving.

Elf Portrait - color

Because I love you guys sooooooooo much,I colored it. Don't you just wuv me?

Elf Portrait - pencil

It kinda started at an attempt at realism,but that was no fun,so I made it an elf.
Elves LOVE jewelry (mine do,anyway).
If ya'll ask nicely,I might color it.
(If you can't see it,it's probably just your computer screen or something,because I can see it perfectly.)

Humph.

Well! THAT was typical!
I finally figure out how to scan an image without cutting it off,but I can't upload anything!
Maybe it's because of the 300 dpi. or something. It probably makes a HUGE file that I just don't have the time or patience or whatever to upload. So until then,you'll just hafta wait until I get my scanner skillz down.

Color-view

First this was supposed to be a funky perspective thing. I started coloring it on grey-scale,like some comic book artists do. Then I had the idea of having one side in grey and white,while the other was full color!
I have to say it was a pretty good idea.

How will you view the world?

Expressions: Redde

OHO! THE SCANNER! IT LIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!!
Well,no not really. I just scanned this expecting it to be majorly cut off,but it's fine! Except for the guy on the right,poor thing. He didn't have much of a face,anyway.
So yeha,I found this on the internet,downloaded it,printed it,and drew on it.
FOURTH WALL BREAKAGE ON THE DRUNK PANEL.

My Prayer

O Lord,give me patience and strength
To deal with this day
And all it's obstacles that would lead me
Away from Your path

Help me to learn new things and keep them in my heart
And to use them towards Your glory
To be faithful in my studies
Of both school and your word

Oh,Lord!
What ink and paper and tongue cannot teach
Only You can do so!
Help me to learn from You and to listen to You!

I pray for my teammates in my swim team
Help them to be respectful and listen to the coach
Help them to get faster and to win medals
Help me to deal with them

I pray for the troublemakers
Teach them the error of their ways
And give me patience to endure their loudness

Most of all,Lord,help the coaches
For they have to deal with us
And teach us
When they can be doing something else with their time

I pray for my father
As a father and a pastor I pray for him
Give him strength to deal with each day
For I know sometimes I give him grief

I pray for my mother
As the wife of a pastor and the mom of two daughters
Help her to get through each day with grace
And let her know that we love her,no matter how mean we are

I pray for my sister
As I've known her from her first day
Help me to be patient with her and to be kind and gracious to her
Avert all cruel words from my mouth

I pray for the one you have prepared for me
As I hope to meet him and be with him
Keep him safe and secure
Help me to love him when I find him

Amen

So Sorry

Yeeeeahhhhhh... So sorry but I'm having a MAJOR creativity lapse. I'm working on something,but it will take a while to get my rear in gear and finish it.
So....
Yeah...
Sorry.

Any type of wing will do,but feathery ones are preferable.

 Tired Redde is not amused by your laughter.

Hey,I actually drew a Transformer in the usual IDW style! Go me! No longer Animated style!
.......
That last part was a total lie.
OKAY! This is Flutterclick,my character. Her alt mode is a Toyota Rav-4 becaaaaaause....I have memories with that model....

I made a promise to my sister that if she'd stop singing "I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves" I'd make her something. Thus,Shriekblast.
...
I gotta learn to stop handing my sister loaded nuclear weapons...

The next day Sunny's body was found in the river and any witnesses were avoiding Redde at all costs.

BECAUSE EVERYBODY LOVES OPTIMUS,HON.

Okay,you know that Sunstreaker guy? This is Sideswipe,his twin. I tried to give them similair traits,like jaw shape. Notice how Sideswipe's hair sweeps foreward,not backward.
....
I like how his skin and shirt turned out....

 My brain was like: "It's close to midnight! Let's draw Arcee as a totally OOC human and then draw her shoulders to wide and her hips to small,and then let's give her some off-color clothing that have no connection to your original idea at all!"
So I was like: "Sounds good."

I'm a secret Megatron fan and now you all know it. Sheez,what is up with me an humanizing the Transformers? OH WELL.
I like how his suit turned out. I was almost tempted to give him a Stalin mustache because...Eh. It would have ruined his image anyway. The scar was last minute because of a shading mistake. So my brain was like: Let's give him this ultra-cool scar and then moan about how we can't fix the shading because we totally suck?
And I was like: Lol,okay,brain.

Shading white is hard. Shading white shirts are hard. Shading thin white shirts are hard. Shading is hard PERIOD. This? This is Starscream,who is the Decepticon I absolutely love. And I like pail skin.
........
Did you know that semi-muscular guys are incredibly hard for me to draw??

Geez,I love digital painting. Okay! This kinda,sorta started out as a style-test. Then it turned into a gigantic mess after I decided to paint it,but accidentally saved it with a background and not transparent. But,now it's here,painted,and beautiful. I wanted to do a human Sunstreaker because....I like gold.
.....
DERP THAT WAS SO HUMAN OF ME.

Profile sketch

I really love this sketch. I really do. I especially love how her lips turned out,'cause that's usually a humongo problem for me...

......

I just realized that the picture is stretched. HU-WHOOPS.

Ai unit No. 2417 Codename:Aurora

You have three tries to guess if this was scanned or made on a painting program.

 Go on.

Guess.

Setbacks! RRRRRRGH.

Okay. So my dad got me this cool system called MyPaint. It's really cool,and I've already drawn a few pictures on there. The only problem is that I can't find them! Therefore,I cannot post them. I will talk to my ad and see if we can fix this.

Mah poor head...

I just realized that when my head hurts,it means it's too full of ideas or sumthin. They sjould make a device that empties your brain.

Have you ever wondered?

Have you ever wondered
What it would be like to fly?

To feel the air cup under two,sail-like appendages
Thrusting you
Into the Great Beyond?

Have you ever wondered
What a fairy would look like?

Would it be a boy or a girl
With a dainty face
And a mischievious smile?

Have you ever wondered
What whales sing of?

Do they serenade to their sweethearts
Or do they mourn
For those they lose?

I have wondered.
All of these things.

But now I am wondering.
Have you ever wondered?

Out loud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n6GYolfWug&feature=channel

Watch this! It's so funny! And you'll TOTALLY understand where I get my outrageous ideas.

...

I'd probably die of embarrassment if I actually did that.

The little buggers have endless energy!

Last night I got a free workout dancing with kids. Those little guys have endless energy! If only us grown-ups had endless energy like that.

Testing

Just testing to see how this thing works. Testimg. Just to let you know,I might often do this.

Hullo!

Hullo! My name's Redde. I will be taking over this bunch of pixels on your computer screen. I wll regail you with random art,random writings,and maybe a novel. So! Sit tight,and eventually I'll figure this thing out and bring up some pictures and writings.